Operation Ashes Retrieval – Day 4 of 25 (Thoughts from the Dustbin)

Operatives returned to the field. Opposition agents Strauss and Cook – aka smarmy gits – took to the middle.

Report on agents’ position as follows:

Agent Hilf – fail

Agent Sids – fail

Agent N – really? 1 hit?

Agent Johns – epic fail

Agent X – nobody’s Lord and thus fail

Agent Twat – epic fail

Agent Pitch – too slow and pissy

Opposition status – too f@*%£ng good
Mission status – beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Report ends

Blog post by Kirby, Thoughts from the Dustbin

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