Operatives returned to the field. Opposition agents Strauss and Cook – aka smarmy gits – took to the middle.
Report on agents’ position as follows:
Agent Hilf – fail
Agent Sids – fail
Agent N – really? 1 hit?
Agent Johns – epic fail
Agent X – nobody’s Lord and thus fail
Agent Twat – epic fail
Agent Pitch – too slow and pissy
Opposition status – too f@*%£ng good
Mission status – beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Blog post by Kirby, Thoughts from the Dustbin