Operation resumed at 1030 in the am local time.
Status is as follows:
Agent P successfully called the coin; Agent P chose to send Agents Twat and Kat to the middle.
Report on agents’ positions as follows:
Agent Kat – is probably having his fist surgically removed from Agent Twat as I write
Agent Twat – might want to speak a little louder, but still 51
Agent Clarke – possibly unlucky but still: ye gads!
Agent P – not good enough, again.
Agent Muss – Our Saviour, who did his best but it won’t be enough 93
Agent N – made it out of single figures, must be pleased. No one else is.
Agent Hads – nicely supported Agent Muss again, 56
Agents Harris, X, Sids and Bolly – 9 between them. Let’s hope they can bowl better.
Agents’ total for 10 hits – 245
Computer is not best pleased. Computer is down a fiver after betting agents wouldn’t make it to 200.
Mission status – epic fail
Opposition status – too bloody happy