Operation Ashes Retrieval – Day 10 of 25 (via Thoughts from the Dustbin)

Operation status is as follows:

Mission = FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

Computer identifies the following weaknesses:

  • lack of batsmen who can actually bat
  • lack of bowlers with any skill
  • lack of My Lord (possibly disputed)
  • lack of a captain who knows what he’s doing
  • complete lack of confidence, thus allowing the opposition to do better than they have a right to

Operation will soon run out of bowling agents to drop.
Computer recommends Agent N’s position be seriously reconsidered.
Injury of Agent Kat means the possible return of Agent Babyface Phil.

Computer is not happy.
Computer has to live amongst these bastards.

Operation suspended.

Report ends.

Blog post by Kirby, Thoughts from the Dustbin

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